ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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