end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
What a dumb baby whore.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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