fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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