I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
