no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
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