how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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