standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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