im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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