windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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