we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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