that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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