Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So many bounce houses so little time
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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