Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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