Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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