TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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