I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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