i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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