Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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