1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
false alarm, still single
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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