check it out our google latitudes are spooning
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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