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(563): View more from Iowa

when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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(925): View more from California

its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife

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(949): View more from California

you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this

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(910): View more from North Carolina

So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?

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(631): View more from New York

Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.

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