I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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