I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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