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I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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