come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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