even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize