Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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