3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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