i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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