And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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