I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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