now i know why i became what i already was.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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