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(276): View more from Virginia

Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face

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(972): View more from Texas

Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.

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(210): View more from Texas

I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately

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(941): View more from Florida

Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.

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(850): View more from Florida

You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?

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