Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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