My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
