I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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