is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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