I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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