dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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