After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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