I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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