So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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