Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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