I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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