and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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