I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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