it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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