things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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