Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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