Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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