i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize
