Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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