..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
Dick very happy bro
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