.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Randomize
