It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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