why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Four minutes until I can fart!
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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