Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
You smell like stripper and shame
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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